what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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