I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
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I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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