They should really pass out barf bags in church
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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