I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
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This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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