If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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