We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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