I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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