the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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