Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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