We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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