if i can run in heels then i can drive
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
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honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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