Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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