Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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