It's Friday. Sex?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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