i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
smell my finger.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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