oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I looked at my own cervix.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Boobs are out for the taking
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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