yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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