I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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