i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
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Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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