he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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