Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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