Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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