I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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