Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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