Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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