drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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