This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
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I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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