well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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