absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
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she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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