This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
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I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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