A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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