didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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