They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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