No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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