I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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