Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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