You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
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