thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
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Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Dear god my vagina.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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