um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Are we still banned from the library?
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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