How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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