nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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