try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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