Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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