East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
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i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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