Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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