would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
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Everclear isn't food dammit
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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