The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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