He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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