You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
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i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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