I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
pop tarts are not kleenex
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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